My gay laughter can be heard for smiles
Bank your chain and flush as you stand. |
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| You ain’t seen no coffins as yet? | |||||
| You can lead a horse and chortle | |||||
| You should never go home with a man if you’re writing a book.
Take your rhymes;there’s no scurry. Once more unto the beach? |
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| You can prey on my bat again anytime | |||||
| You can take water to the drunk and douse them whenever | |||||
| You can’t sit with a bare leg in a shared home | |||||
| Who can’t make a silk purse out of a cow’s heel? | |||||
| You can’t put the roof space back into the underground | |||||
| You can’t love him. you can only hope to detain him in bed | |||||
| You can’t sing for a dead cat | |||||
| You can’t light cigars in a bear’s space | |||||
| You gnawed at my tart all night.Pay as you go,next time | |||||
| You could have shocked me in Dover with a leather g string | |||||
| You don’t have an egg to stand on in my kitchen | |||||
| You don’t miss the water till the well spins hay | |||||
| You got hit coming to ? Where? | |||||
| You got your just deserts and your unjust deserts.Never sigh nigh. | |||||
| You have to break a few heads to make the teeth stick | |||||
| You welded love onto my heart with your heat | |||||
| You cost me and I’m dumb | |||||
| You make a better cake than a Vindaloo | |||||
| You make even the sun whine.Where do you get that from? |
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Ohh I didn’t know that one! What about going home with husband and two kids? LOL :-)c
Whose husband?
😉 mine, of course!
I believe you.:)
i kinda like this. quirky and yet so full of ancient truths. nice writing.
Thank qeueu,Sometimes it gives me an idea for a line to begin a poem and sometimes it just amuses me!