I once had a boyfriend called Dan
Who owned a large copper pan.
He served eggs in glue
As the aspic had flu
Copper pans beat before Dan began.
When serving a group or a mass,
Let all the niceties pass.
Pasta is fine
With sauces divine.
Desserts are best served in glass.
When cats desire and long to join in
Explain that mice don’t come in tins
And as for the joint
Roast up to a point
If burned,well,that is not a sin,
For sin is not based on our deeds
But from evil motives proceeds.
Were our intentions
Without fear or pretension?
Sin ignores neighbours real needs.
Yet often we act or speak cruel.
Which makes our souls look like fools
We need to reflect
Before the true facts
Then life shines out bright like a jewel

Was Dan’s ‘Alter Ego’ Peter? 😋
St Peter?