Old men are important to society

I   know of  a handsome old man
who keeps his spare cash in a pan.
when he lights the stove
his   money explodes….
So now he lives  just on  wheat bran…

I knew of another old man
Who spent his days  imitating Cezanne
But eating raw fruit
Even when fried en  suite
Is  posthumously not  in God’s plan

Old men are important to society
As they daily must commit impropriety.
They must break the rules
Taught in tough schools
Especially the rules we call dietary