Have a nice day.dear?
Yes,but the Headmistress bit my head off when I asked for a day of holiday next week/
OMG… where is it?
It’s in this bag.
Well,let’s call an ambulance and see if they can stitch it back on.
Do you know.I think I feel better without it!
Well you can’t go out like that! How will you see with no eyes
God works in mysterious ways.So do I.
Well,I am going to make a complaint.I won’t let this pass by.And she didn’t even eat it.
No,she bit off more than she could chew today.
She must have a big mouth.
And that’s not all.She sleeps with the caretaker as his pay is inadequate.
She’s a tart.
Well,her tongue is tart as I can testify.
Take a bag of sugar round and pour it over her head.
This is quite ludicrous.
I’ll try to do better in future.
Plank you so kuche.
How my heart sings 
😉 Hugs!