Interest-free loan to buy your food in Iceland

I can’t afford to buy any crisps today I can’t buy any tea

But I just got an interest-free loan

If I can’t afford it now how can I pay it back?

Is this is Johnson’s last bad joke he does deserve the sack

They needbto be more cruel like in the general strike.

They didn’t care if the miners died or whether they had bikes

Boris Johnson come on now what the hell has Boris done.

He got himself a a daughter he got himself a son.

He has seven children anyway so it’s not new for him.

But it is new for Carrie and her pretty face looks grim