I thought I loved a man with all my heart
Until I ate your famous apple tart.
I thought that I could live inside his arms
Till your heat destroyed his little charms
I was too kind so now I shall be cruel.
You must fight a sex fiend in a duel
I needed to escape his lassoo long
So I burst into a moralistic playgirl song
He could could afford no golden ring for me
He banks with only HSBBC.
I said he had to save me on his Drive.
He hates Google,ain’t that a surprise?
How my heart sings 