
Patients must not bring animals into the ward unless they are registered blind
So where can I get a blind cat from? Are they tax deductible?
Patients must be polite at all times unless they are wealthy

What about the doctors?

The doctor apologised when
I gave birth.
He said, oh dear He looks like me.Does your husband have good eyesight?
So I said,at least it’s not twins.
One might have looked like him!
Well it may have been better
Not if they were meant to be identical.
