Well I’m sorry you have cancer but look on the bright side
Your weight is ideal now
I see you have got thinner.How did you manage it?
I had a nervous breakdown.
So it did you a favour.you will live longer
Unless you get run over by a car container.
Your train crashes
A burglar attacks you
You go for a walk on the M25
You ride a bike down the North Circular midday
You get a gas leak at night
Your toddler gets hold of the Carving knife.
You date psychopaths
You are homeless
You are too poor to eat well.
You have been entertaining suicidal thoughts
You die rescuing a child from
a burning house
You are hit by slates from a roof in a storm worse than any since 1987