I need all these toilet rolls in case I have a nosebleed,officer
Try using tampax instead
Suppose they get stuck?
Go to A and E
I might get Covid 19
Who is he?
I saw everyone was buying Andrex in large packs.So I thought Boris Johnson had died
I need all these toilet rolls to make Xmas crackers from the tubes,my Lord
I thought they might sell out so I bought 200 more.Is that a crime?
I suffer from a weak bladder, so I need to keep drying myself,officer
Wear a pad
What, an iPad?
Well, don’t use a kindle Fire
You might get burned
Can I put suncream on my female organ?
As long as you don’t play the organ for a few hours
I thought, this is why we can’t sunbathe in the park
But we can sunbathe at home if we take the roof off the house
How mad is that?