The patient woman killed her husband dear
When she spoke never seemed to hear.
She hit him with a frying pan, it broke
Full of eggs and bacon , but not toast.
The husband had long hoped to kill his wife.
Yet he could not cook to save his life.
The house was far too small to kill a cat.
What will the judge and jury say to that?
Do not be too patient with your mate
Otherwise you’ll both called the late
How my heart sings 