The knife and fork

You can go hunting with the knife and fork

When you are looking for green peas to stalk

But if you want to catch a polar bear

You must go hunting with a knife and care.

If you can’t see the wood for the trees

Cut them all right down to your knees

But then you have destroyed the lovely wood

We would put them all back if we could.

And if the money burns a hole in your pocket

Get a little padlock and please lock it.

If you want to take an iphone and a fork

Your father must have been all heart