I dreamed of my old dentist in the night
He filled my ear and then he caught my eye
I hope he can’t see me without a light
He asked me how I planned to write
I told him I don’t plan but just come by
I dreamed of my old dentist in the night
I felt a little quaint, I was not right
I think I picked the wool with the wrong ply
I hope you can’t see me without a light
I want to knit lace sweaters for delight
But there’s no wool shop anywhere hereby
I dreamed of my old dentist in the night
I made a horse shoe patterned jumper tight
My bosom was so big it made men cry
I hope they can’t see me without a light
I reckon that cheese sandwich made me high
This is no truth it’s halfway to a lie
I dreamed of my old dentist in the night
I wish I could see him by candlelight