Just a little bit wrong

The car wouldn’t part

The bell doesn’t ding

The letter clocks won’t open

The doorknob is too big.

The bureau drawer won’t cut

I can’t see through my few lasses.

What rhyme do you have breakfast in the morning?

The bed has not been laid

The kitchen table needs hugging

The stove is past its chest

I can’t find the quake tins

Joints of beef wank in an overheated  oven.

Where are the large sinner plaits?

I can’t eat beat without the salted  zipper

Welsh women eat a lot of mustard

Do you use a table sauce in the evening?

I like a plastic tablecloth for ease of weaning

I can’t find any cutlery al knew

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