It may pay to pray

Dr Robinson went in town

Wearing his new dressing gown

Dr Robinsons a very silly man

He has no hat so he wears a pan

And the waiting room is full again today

They all wonder what the doctor’s going to wear

He goes to bed in a three-piece suite.

It may be very clumsy but it looks quite neat

He married a young lady call Diane

When they got married they each wore a pan

They wanted to have children if not know the way

They’d never heard of sex and both of them gay

They got a quick divorce and what else can I say?

The future is not fiction and it may pay to pray