Never eat wild lice..

In curry we have ground mice and Herb

Yorkshire is the test pudding.

What is Rotting Hell like to live on?

Why did Boris die again?

Sorry I am in a comma in a book.

I am looking down today. Send me gunpowder and your siins of depression

I came to in a full stop.

A colon never dies.

She failed English with too many comas in the right places.

Write a paragraph.

Will it reply?

Was God there?

Read my lips

Looking at your photograph I smile

One day  soon we’ll feel the world in  braille

I like your fingers they are very thin

Don’t take them off and keep them in a tin.

My fingers lost their fat now they look so good

Better than a hand made out of wood. 

One day I shall see you with my my  eyes.

I love you and I think you want a fight

Do men like bacon in the bed at night

Better eat it or the cat will bite

When I was 3 years old and my brothers were 4 & 5 we made some rules for fighting.

No biting,nipping or scratchinga

All these involve damaging the boundary of the skin.

If children can make rules like this, cannot Nations?

See the pansies all have little eyes.

Looking at us with complete surprise

Their velvet petals soft as mother’s womb.

Lay some gently on her now entombed

We all need better pastimes like we need tol good friends.

What to do on Sunday when the gloom descends.

What to at weekends what do at night

Get a little pussy as long as it won’t bite

Take a boxing lesson but don’t get in a fight

Read the Hebrew Bible ,hear the still still small voice

See the possibilities you always have a choice