My doctor loves me when it’s a fine day
My doctor loves me when I’m far away.
He likes to do my blood pressure so much
He ran to me when I was in our church.
I said,oh go away and wait your turn
Some men are so very slow to learn
He stood behind me listening to me breathe
I asked him once again if he would leave.
He whispered little nothings in my ear
In a church it’s bad for men to leer.
So now I am an atheist at home
The Pope’s unhappy
Let him stay in Rome
When the Pope’s a lady I might change
In religion I enjoy free rang
How my heart sings 