The degree

They gave me the third degree today at work

What were the other two?

My first degree was in Biology and. Creative Love

I don’t believe you

I have never been good at telling lies

That’s not true.You need more practice that is all

I don’t want to do it

Alright.What is your second degree

It’s a diploma.

What for?

Piano playing

You don’t even have a piano.

It’s virtual.

So is the diploma.

In my dreams