Please don’t enjoy your dreams while awake.
What, we have to have nightmares while awake?
Not Just read the French news.
That is a nightmare.
Please don’t steal other people’s false teeth
You mean we have to steal our own?
Please don’t spit on your bed
Is the chair better?
Please don’t touch the doctors.
The doctor’s what?
Your lawyer can’t share your bed.
What about my mechanic?
Don’t steal the sheets from the Hospital.
Well where should we steal them?
Have you never bought a sheet?
No I use the Sun.
But do you pay?
When I die
I think we have some fine artists on WP.
Are there any coarse ?
I lost my wedding ring
Did anyone notice?
Yes I had 3 proposals
Did you accept any?
The new ring road for Lands End.
Are you getting married againn
It’s cheaper just to buy a ring
He does not know there such a thing as truth.(Boris)
In here there is a huge amount of lying not admitted to.Just rearranging the world.To benefit themselves
I will come back after I give out the medication….never
You have already swallowed the tablet
They didn’t bring it.
You should be in bed.It is night.
7 pm on a Sunday.
There are no people with dementia here. (Except the staff)
No they are over there.
You are feeling much better
Take your hands off me
Your eyes are like jewels.
I was crying my eyes out
You will soon be better
You just found you have cancer
It’s nothing serious.
What IS serious?
You are very smart (you can read)
Why don’t they know shouting makes us panic or attack?
Stop crying It might upset you
I can’t bear to see you look like that.
Crying makes you depressed
The cook is very good.
Somebody has to be
I’d say that ethically they are well above the Tory Party
Even Satan might be.
He’d be more fun too,
Please do not moan down the phone in this in Ward.
Please do not edit your profile before surgery
Please eat what you can or the pigs will get too fat.
There is a menu but it’s secret
We never eat ice-cream before dinner ,we get drunk.
Sherry s trifle is very good
Buy it for crime
A tablet in your hand is worth two in a bush., Don’t tell the nurses.