Who is Al Jabber?

The brother of Al Gebra.

And few people love algebra.

Without algebra there would be no modern physics.

Is that bad or good?

We might be living in caves or sheds.

Could it be worse than paying a giant mortgage?

It could have been better though wild animals might eat us

Is that worse than being shelled by the Russians?

At least you would be providing food for the hungry.

Did Jesus include animals when he said,feed the hungry

As he didn’t speak English it’s hard to tell.In fact English had not been invented by then.

How about Irish?

I can’t say.

Let’s have a cup of tea.

Jesus never had tea

Would you if you could turn water into wine?

But could he turn wine into water?