Cartology,,…….how to manage a horse and cart.
Cynicism,,… cultivating cynics.
Pointillism,,….. giving meaning to even very small things.
Impressionism,……looking better than you ought to
Premodernism,…,a forward looking philosophy
Fictionalology,,,. The science of invention
Maternalism,….the love of people of all kinds
Do not take a lover to your bed.
Let him take you home and see you’ re fed.
Do not go on dates with married men
Don’t mistake a peacock for a hen.
if you want more money get a job
No need to fight or kill or rob
I’d like to creep into a double bed
With my dear old husband but he’s dead
I’d like to have my little cat by me
Watching television from my knee
Alas the cat took ill oh what a blow
Which loss was the worse,I do not know.
Now I have a television new
But ,I dont want to watch it with out you