He emits very mobile groans

He has mobile features but he never rings.A total waste of time

What is a mobile hairdresser?

What is mobile hair ?

Has my hair been stolen by a mobile trainee ?

Why or why not was Rome the centre of Britain in 1276,?

I would come to see you Sunday since you broke your leg but I want to go to Mass.

I will pray for you instead

Dear God

If you cure my illness I will go to Church on Sundays for ever

As if God needs people to go to Church.

If God  did not prevent the Holocaust why would he stop your car from crashing?

Dear God

If I pass the pharmacy shall I buy you some gripe water?

I could put it into the holy water font 

Then a still small voice whispered to me

Stop talking and listen

Crikey

Neither use nor ornament

I’ve no gold nor silk vestments

My mind is empty like the sky.

Yet I’d rather live than die

Like a ballet dancer tired of life

The tree hangs gently,it must be revived

I am sure solving quadratic equations is very enlightening to beetles.

And blindly using formulas is damaging to human beings.

So we are less intelligent in a broad sense.

Who invented speech and writing?

Small groups of ordinary people.

Not university professors.

Does learning meaningless formulas prepare us for obeying mad leaders?

“They” must know what they are doing.

Must they?