No party happened

It was not a party.It was MI 5 in a play wearing disguises.

It was some tourists who got lost.

It was Boris’s extended family front Turkey.

It was an illusion.Or delusion.

I never noticed any one in the garden They need rape alarms.

The Downing St Murders.

It was a lot of patients from A and E looking for beds.

It was a ghost meeting.

It was the Resurrection of the Dead Jokes

See home and defy

A botched plot never fails

Who is she?The cat’s another.

Too much veracity killed the plot.

Where are today’s Falklands?

What is wrong with World Cruise?

Why not spend half term in Estonia?

They used to say, see Rome and die.Now see Kviv. Don’t fly.Try a war ship with Russian menu.

Yes you will be the star of the school gate parents!