I used to think God spoke in Greek

No use to me should I speak

But he speaks without words

I know as I’ve heard

His light is most clearly unique

We started to sin very young.

Biting Jesus as he lay on our tongues

Then we went to Confession

Bought a few blessings

Then came out and just burst into song

He proposed to me twice at Kings Cross.

He was as warm as an actresses chest

His kiss was delightful

He rarely was spiteful

I married him and his fifty string vests

A doctor once lived in my home.

He had neither toothbrush nor comb.

His patients were courteous

One might even say virtuous.

He was respected though he was a gnome.

I met a young man from near Dover.

His hands often wandered all over.

I said.do desist.

There is no part you’ve missed

I noticed his car was a Rover my

It was not a party.It was MI 5 in a play wearing disguises.

It was some tourists who got lost.

It was Boris’s extended family front Turkey.

It was an illusion.Or delusion.

I never noticed any one in the garden They need rape alarms.

The Downing St Murders.

It was a lot of patients from A and E looking for beds.

It was a ghost meeting.

It was the Resurrection of the Dead Jokes

A botched plot never fails

Who is she?The cat’s another.

Too much veracity killed the plot.

Where are today’s Falklands?

What is wrong with World Cruise?

Why not spend half term in Estonia?

They used to say, see Rome and die.Now see Kviv. Don’t fly.Try a war ship with Russian menu.

Yes you will be the star of the school gate parents!

He had to see if anyone was breaking the rules by attending.

This is a paradox.

There were people there he needed to see urgently and it was convenient

He ia a spy.

He missed his wife he really needed comfort and he had lost his teddy bear