I lost my nationality by speaking Anglo Saxon
They are sending me back to Germany
I can just imagine sending the Germans to live behind a Wall again.
But did God promise Saxony to my ancestors for ever?
If so, they kept no written account They could not write
But even children write in the UK
I have lost my passport on the road
Jesus took it off me for the code
I’m a spy but I am pure as snow
Don’t tell Boris.he is keeping low.
Barbed wire hair and stunning metal eyes
Don’t stare at me lest something in you die.
Made to last,oh Venom be you mine.
I’ll poison snakes and make them more unkind.
Who is native to olde England ?
The Celts were pushed far westward or were banned.
The ancient Britons vanished,so we understand
No doubt killed by sword or kill ed by hand
So who was left alive to procreate?
The fearsome Vikings standing by the gate?
The Spanish sailors wrecked and full of hate.
The Normans came with a weak claim to state
And many refugees who tempted fate.
So do not show your cruel face or your rage.
Who are we to put men in a cage ?
I can’t pass the written English exam for immigrants because I rarely use punctuation marks.They annoy me
But it you were born here it is alright.Is that fair?
There’s many a comma twixt failure and success
If you don’t know, you will just have to guess
You may get it right, you may get it wrong.
Put that new comma right where it belongs
An NHS doctor who was found by a court to have poisoned three people, killing one of them, has been suspended from practising medicine in the UK by the General Medical
Surely this doctor is no good if he can’t even poison people
The Holly tree is home to many birds
The prickly leaves uts enemies. deter
I lost my oyster card then they said noone with my name was British.
What is your name ?
Siobhan Free Ireland Now
Well it seems you must be Irish
How did you guess!
I am clever
That’s an odd name.