Is mock turtle soup made from mock turtles or is it soup which tastes like turtle soup but made from cheaper ingredients?TL
I wonder what a mock maths lecture would consist of.
Is there mock mathematics?
Are there mock lectures?
Do two mocks cancel each other out?
I think not.
Well I do think, two mocks are worse than one
There’s no such thing as a mock turtle.
Like there is no mock tiger
If you read the same book every day is that cheating?
Must one read the entire book in one day?
Do short books have advantages,?
Should short books be cheaper?
The clot thickens
The end of his wife
Some where under the rainbow
The blood of others
How to knit for Dummies
Nightfall fell.It does.
To Russia in a sieve
The resignation of Mr Johnson
Start a war for dummies.
Married and alive.
How to be framed.
There was a young lady from Windsor
Who got washed as she used rain to rinse her
She went out in Storm Gladys
And this is the sadness
The gale and the hailstones have minced her!
I sold my Zimmer frame and bought a cat.
He’s very big so I lean on his back.
He takes me up to bed and keeps me warm.
In the night I dream,he keeps me calm
Behind the trees a block of flats rears up
The radio plays more Elvis as eyes drip
The scaffolding remains the same each day
What can cripples do when they can’t pray?
Two long curved branches lean towards the East
The sun shines on them and upon the least