It’s such fun to be psychotic
Tami talk to ghosts up in the attic
Better than neurotic.
They think that is erotic
Develop an obsession
It will focus your attention
But compulsions we detect ’em
Before you can select them .
This country’s getting madder by the day
Mania is exciting
Then it becomes too frightening.
Try to calm your solar system now
Owl rescued after the storm
Academic scholar,academic worth
Academic squalor, academic curse.
Where did you take my father?
And things can get much worse
Where did you take my mother
Was there any hearse?
First you took my body
Then you took my soul
I am getting ready
Purgatory calls
1.You must eat exactly one meal a day.This will make you lose weight, stop shopping, save money and wreck the economy.Thin people cough less
2.You must make your phone accessible to the Government. We mean Us. DC and BJ
3.If you commit a crime and are jailed, you will get a meal on alternate days.You may lose weight
So you can slip through the bars!
4.You will wash your undies once a week.Yes, the same pair.Save water, we sold it to Spain
5.Please do not get hunger pings or pangs while in the street or at home
6.If you feel too hungry, you may have a boiled eel on toast cursing you
7.You can be too thin; it is not illegal.
8.You can’t be too rich anymore… the tax man cometh
9.Please sweep your street and eat any pizzas you find
10.Your cat can eat as much as she likes.So you may eat her leftovers
Not the whole tin
11.Do you swear to fix the roof, the whole roof and nothing but the roof?
12.Please do not eat refugees before we count them.Data matters
13.If the pandemic spreads we will put you all in cages.Like in the USA
14.No pretending to be a twin.Not even a tub
15.Lose weight,pray and soon you will be in Heaven.
Wanted: Disguised spies in each street in Britain.No questions in Nothern Ireland
Just take photos.
Pay £7.00 per week plus bonus at Xmas [ £2.00]
Your Government UK
How my heart sings 