An old bit of fun

Freudian endings

Of course I don’t want to marry you
Nest wishes
Olga.

I am a devil with women
Holy yours
Tom

I was not at all hurt by your departure
Yours wincerely

Annette

I did once commit adultery [ with you]
Yours faithfully
John

Please come to dinner soon
Never yours
Chris

The day after pill failed
Yours newly
Mary

Is it my fault I had twins?
I didn’t realise it was your brother the second time
Yours demotedly
Sue

I suppose we’ll have to get married now you are expecting triplets
Your best fiend
Micky

Why did you not tell me you were not dead?
Your gravedigger
Moses

I do love you but I don’t know it is eros,caritas or agape
Your Latin Lover
Nero [Emperor]

Why play with women when you had me in the kitchen
Your curious wife
Satan’s trainee[ Julie Blogge]