Morning before

Do you sell a morning before pill?
No, you’ll have to wait till tomorrow
But I shan’t see him till the weekend
Seeing some one won’t make you pregnant but if it goes further buy
a thermometer
He’s not that hot!
It’s for the safe period
That’s a full stop
Till you get married
What has punctuation got to do with sex?
Do you put a full stop after Ms?
I’ll think about it
Fantasy is safer than reality
But I might go crazy
That’s the drawback
Oh, for God’s sake give me some barrier cream
Why,do you wash up a lot?
How do you make a living when you won’t sell me anything?
That’s a good point

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