Doctor,I think I have got dire beasties. I’m not a vet. Is laughter infectious? Yes, self isolate immediately Can you take a joke? It depends where I am going You can’t take it with you. I’ll have to send it on my horse.
Have you made a will? Yes, he’s 46 this year I don’t know how you got a degree. I bought one like everybody else
You are a very special person Thank you. You are the least intelligent person I know And how many do you know? One. Is that a tautology? Don’t ask me,i’m stupider than thou. Who is Thou? No, how art thou. Why bring Art into it? Is it bad? What,art? Plato thought so But he’s dead