Doctor,I think I have got dire beasties.
I’m not a vet.
Is laughter infectious?
Yes, self isolate immediately
Can you take a joke?
It depends where I am going
You can’t take it with you.
I’ll have to send it on my horse.
Have you made a will?
Yes, he’s 46 this year
I don’t know how you got a degree.
I bought one like everybody else
You are a very special person
Thank you.
You are the least intelligent person I know
And how many do you know?
One.
Is that a tautology?
Don’t ask me,i’m stupider than thou.
Who is Thou?
No, how art thou.
Why bring Art into it?
Is it bad?
What,art?
Plato thought so
But he’s dead
