Doctor,I think I have got dire beasties.
I’m not a vet.
Is laughter infectious?
Yes, self isolate immediately
Can you take a joke?
It depends where I am going
You can’t take it with you.
I’ll have to send it on my horse.
Have you made a will?
Yes, he’s 46 this year
I don’t know how you got a degree.
I bought one like everybody else
You are a very special person
Thank you.
You are the least intelligent person I know
And how many do you know?
One.
Is that a tautology?
Don’t ask me,i’m stupider than thou.
Who is Thou?
No, how art thou.
Why bring Art into it?
Is it bad?
What,art?
Plato thought so
But he’s dead
How my heart sings 