Corned beef and banana balls with tamed rice
Roast egg yolks in batter with pure peas
Burnt bacon and boiled beans on mashed potatoes
Lamb’s tongues on the Oxford English Dictionary [page 45]
Pike and tinned carrots in gravy
Half a dictionary roasted on olives and macaroni
The other half made into a collage with my thesis and brandy butter
Father Xmas on Ice with Creamed Minced Pi and Temple