He hit me with a flying pan
No, he bit me with a jar of jam
No can
Do you have a sinner every night?
Not on Sundays
Where is the olive oil?
No, never boil
In coils
We liked apple pie hot
Sorry, it leaves me cold
I say, stop!
My sister is like a triplet
We miss the other one
Never met
Who reads books these days?
The editors?
Google say?
Ted Hughes was gay?
So his sister says
Trying to illicitly advertise for the dead now!
