I didn’t say your eyes looked calculating

I am so sorry I was rude to you.You remind me of Stalin,but it’s not your fault
No offence intended.When I intend it , it is much more severe.
I  regret being unemployed.I do love you but 24 hours is too long.You could get a job
Give me some peace.Emigrate. 
I never said I loved you except when I was high
I know cooking is hard work but I am  an MP
I didn’t say your eyes looked calculating.I said I was calculating how to keep up    spending when I lose my seat
No,I’m Morris Johnson
How should I know how many children I have? Babies can’t talk
Are you Michael Gove? I really  regret meeting you.
What does Gove mean?