A wren
The doctor has a website, we cannot use the phone
I broke two teeth and now I have
No more mobile groans
The doctor has a website, it asks me to call back
I rang the surgery, they told me
The doctor’s mood is black
The doctor has a website, it’s mostly coloured blue
It looks just oh so charming
But it can’t speak to you
The doctor bought the software ,she bought the hardware too
How they are connected
I can’t describe to you
The doctor’s very learned, she went to school for years
She got a big diploma
She’s also full of care
The doctor is so gentle, but people are real rude
She may be a Muslim
Or she may be a Jew
The doctor gave me tablets but I can’t get the BBC
I want to get the iPlayer
Will penicillin do?
The doctor took my sample, she sent it to a Lab
I’ve got kidney trouble
I sometimes feel quite bad
Now my jaw is swollen, I broke my two back teeth
I pay the denists thousands
Do I need to buy a wreath?
I guess I’m not desirable to the Holy Ghost
I used to seee him everywhe
But I don’t want to boast
I saw a big black shadow but not on my Xray
I think it might be Satan
I don’t want to say
How my heart speaks 