1.Soak your feet in diluted bleach nightly at 3am and bleach any slippers you have
2.Bleach all the hair on your body, if there is any left
3 Pour bleach into your ears at 5 am
4 If you go out pour bleach onto the soles of your shoes and inside too
5 If there is no bleach for sale try Flash or Dettol or both
6.Stay in bed until the paandemic is over first spraying the bed with disinfectant
7. Do not indulge in casual sex.Wear formal clothes.Go shopping in bleached night wear
8.Wear earplugs and turn off the News.Then bleach the TV and your keyboard
9 Avoid your neighbours and yourself
10. Pray for the poor living in Tower Blocks on low incomes .
11 Christianity and other religions are not about going to church; they are about Compassion.
Anyway you can’t go at the moment so help your neighbours.
God can manage without our “prayers”
God is a bit like a radio station that we don’t tune in to very much it’s easier singing along to to Songs of Praise