Main course
Beef and mushroom tart with ballads
Eggs in a casket plus free burial
Men’s favourite beef with deer salad
Green pudding with cream horns
Ram au partlette avec la tarte
Lamb in flurried soap with live vegetables
Beef frumplings in fear of red onions en masse
Eggs died grey with tame rice in cheese-like sauce.
Eggs au Fevered Bible -Classe
Pasta with green grass and layman in olive oil
Pork crustaceans in onion gravy plus flaked potato
Pork pie and Streaming Salad via Amazon Now
Stake and Fiddly Pies plus pease pudding.
Snake quiche with springing onions and roaming radishes.
Plain lasagne with no vegetarian extra.Black pepper and mustard free
Eggs au Coquette with slice my memory
Soup burned and often mourned
Cheese pudding with icing and balls
PUDDINGS
Lime mousse en scene with camera
Ginger mould and Canesten 2%
Blue cheese with automated swearing voice
Photo of rear plus brandy
Cream horns with whisky
Chocolate moutons
Semolina with Raising Powder [ free batteries[
Rice,Milk and Oven
Nazi remains and gunpowder.
RULES
No foreigners allowed to eat cheesecake: with or without blueberries and steam
No British allowed to mention Horace the Menace
No Germans allowed to translate Wittgenstein into Prussian
No Scots allowed round the corner
Noone allowed to see Kinder Scout until they finish unkind Scout
Noone educated at Oxford allowed to mention Cambridge
Noone who passed by a doctoral dissertion allowed to go back
Do not break the law except on Sundays so the police can have a 1 day week
