We have too many eggs in the fridge
Well, buy a hen and give her a nest,Then we”ll have some chickens
But they won’t fit in the fridge either!
Why do we eat eggs every day?
What else could we do with them?
Is it legal to throw eggs over the wall?
Not the iron wall
Some people believe they are good for our hair
Like hairdressers, you mean?
Just think.We can’t get our hair cut
Well, we can’t get our toe nails cut either
A bit dangerous in bed, then
Hair never harms anyone
If it were long it could strangle your lover
A nice way to die
I curry eggs, I stuff them, I cover them in sauce
What’s wrong with that?
I am bored of them
No, they are not bored.
I am bored of you
What has reason got to do with it?
Well the Greeks liked it
But did the Hebrews?
I am sorry, they never said
What did you want them to write? Is the Bible not enough
Showing off now that you knew Boris at Oxford.
Not biblically, thank the Lord
Do you like souffles?
Well it would be hard to make one without
Alright then.A lemon souffle
I have no lemons
We’ll just have to pretend