Day: April 8, 2020
The main point of my existence has been to demonstrate that blonde bimbos can be brilliant.
Or more truthfully, it’s ethics that matters
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The whisper
I walk in sadness as fish swim the sea
I can’t rememeber how life felt before
The foetus and the feel of gravity
Death will come with ,without decree
The other world a room with a closed door
I walk in sadness as fish swim the sea
The pain, the blood, the whisper and the grief
Could any woman wish for any more?
The foetus lost, the ropes of gravity
What is human dies without a plea
Ah, the garments in the baby store
I walk as sad as fish flow with sea
From such anguish, we may wish to flee
Unless beneath our feet there’s solid floor
To hold the foetus wrapped in love. oh, thief!
Life may cackle like a randy whore
You can’t buy babies in the liquor store
I walk in sadness as fish fill the sea
The foetus drowned, the urgent grave, now you.
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Dear Aunt Aggie
I have got a problem with food.Basically I can’t eat
Can you offer any suggestions?
Starving of Surrey
Dear Starving
I am sorry you hate eating when when the Easter Eggs will soon be in bloom.Are you sulking?
Have you ever thought of cooking a roast beef dinner and putting it into the food processor along with a glass of wine
Then you can eat it from a spoon.If you can’t, add more wine and drink it
Otherwise go for raw food chopped into small pieces and covered in lemon with olive oil
Another thing is chopped melon with chopped avacado and black grapes
I do not mean dirty grapes, just dark coloured ones
How about a bag of chips with battered fish?
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Stuff a sprout
If stuffed cabbage is too much
Stuff a sprout, from Brussels lurched
A joint of beef is excess now
Try a calf’s foot not a cow’s
Try a sausage stewed in milk
If it spills we shall not wilt
Roast potatoes make some mad
Grill tinned peaches, they’re not bad
Try a carrot for a lark
Eat it when your mood is dark
Make a salad, apple, nuts
Celery must face the cuts
Walnuts come in bags not shells
Just as oil comes out of wells
Why not ask a guest if blue?
I can’t eat enough for two!
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Food for the desperate yet creative person
This should pass the time for a bored person who needs a challeng
e Brussels sprout Souffle
An earthy souffle using Brussels sprouts and mozzarella cheese
https://recipeland.com/recipe/v/brussels-sprouts-souffle-33318
How my heart sings 