Dr Brown gave me some pills

Dr Brown gave me some pills

For I need to heal my ills.

But God  it is who rules us yet

And so with him I have to sweat.

 

Now on my fifth week of drugs

Maybe  what I need is hugs.

But my cat’s arms are  far too short,

So with him I can’t cavort.

 

Hence I have to buy a snake.

I am reluctant for to take

A  slimy creature into bed

We’ll both lie on the floor instead.

 

Yet I feel I’d like a lion.

Take me now,oh Lord,to Zion.

A lion   may get a thorny paw

As Daniel in the Bible saw.

 

So if I aid this sleeping lion

He will hug me, am I lying?

When he wakes he may eat me.

Better make a pot of tea.

 

 

Bread and butter,fish and chips

No  surprise I have big hips.

I hope these new pills will aid me.

I think I’ll know by Saturday.

 

For my urinary tract

With jewelled lights must now be packed

Oh,Lord save my kidneys   health

Or I’ll be with you   with my wealth.