Dr Brown gave me some pills
For I need to heal my ills.
But God it is who rules us yet
And so with him I have to sweat.
Now on my fifth week of drugs
Maybe what I need is hugs.
But my cat’s arms are far too short,
So with him I can’t cavort.
Hence I have to buy a snake.
I am reluctant for to take
A slimy creature into bed
We’ll both lie on the floor instead.
Yet I feel I’d like a lion.
Take me now,oh Lord,to Zion.
A lion may get a thorny paw
As Daniel in the Bible saw.
So if I aid this sleeping lion
He will hug me, am I lying?
When he wakes he may eat me.
Better make a pot of tea.
Bread and butter,fish and chips
No surprise I have big hips.
I hope these new pills will aid me.
I think I’ll know by Saturday.
For my urinary tract
With jewelled lights must now be packed
Oh,Lord save my kidneys health
Or I’ll be with you with my wealth.
