There’s somethin’ there I canna figure.

https://youtu.be/P-Q9D4dcYng

I once tried to climb up the ladder

Crying,echelons,I don’t give  b*gger.

oBut  the top rung was smokin’

And the next down was  broken.

There’s somethin’ there we canna figure

Is it mi  Northern  deportment,

Which I didna think were important?

We  women  ‘et  Pennines

‘u seen employment declining

And owa men   forced to smoke fags f ‘et ‘et excitement

instead of the we used to say het or ‘et which is connected to lanaguages like Dutch.