Fool allowance

Today I got my winter fool allowance.I am amazed that the government openly admits it’s fooled us all for several years; made out the old are rolling in gold.That it’s the old who are to blame for  zero hours contracts,child poverty,70 inch TV screens ,red trainers worn with business suits,and for finding out that I am from Saturn not Venus.Anyone else from Saturn,please leave contact details below

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Merry Winter Depression to you,too.Free in  MyLapworld.kate.com

Don’t forget to buy your Saturnine Dictionary.Only £999,000.I need the cash.