The hint of a fuel allowance

Sometimes love is  just enough

The term sin is out of fashion yet its reality continues uninterrupted.

Duty is still meaningful when it’s not a form of control.

Why do people assume an inverse correlation between beauty and brains.Don’t ask me.I’m a muted blonde

Or am I neutered and dyed blonde?

The Queen has maintained  a pleasant silence about Muslims entering Britain.She’s  our ace.

What will  Syrians do in Aberystwyth? Eat rock and ruin their teeth?

I just got my hint of fuel allowance.A bag of lard and a chip pan.

Just because my husband is dead does it mean I can heat only one half of the lounge or the drawing room as some call it? You can’t tell hot air where to go,can you?

Mathematics is no use for keeping me warm.I need to move something other than my brain cells.

I’ve got a little vest.Actually it’s quite big.When I opened the pack I thought,why have they put this giant sized vest here?

Now I know.

I’ve saved a fortune  having this UTI for  9 weeks.I’ve not been out,drunk coffee,bought more newspapers,met anybody.

Why I could save even more by dying! Except they won’t pay me then!