Before he died he criticized our phone
If you go to Oxford buy a comb
If you see a brush then bring it home
The carpet’s full of crumbs, what is your name?
I don’t want to die he whispered plain
Let me be reborn to try again
I went over once with Ronald Knox
He was very holy See his socks.
He loves Jesus walking with his flocks
Don’t open your front door, God never knocks