When you got married when you are obsessional
I want to make a timetable for everything and not on your phone.
So what time to get up in the morning
Which days you will have sex with your partner
What day is you have sex with somebody else
You won’t have sex
What time you allow for sex
President Kennedy had 10 minutes
So he could sleep with many women 6 per hour.
it was different with his wife
We hope so
Prthaps he spent 10 minutes talking to to the Soviet leader
We hope so
I think so
There was the Cuban missile crisis
Coming around again somewhere else in the east of Europe
0I kept hearing it on the radio in 1962
I was terrified but nobody in the house mentioned it
I was taking the Cambridge entrance exam
That didn’t help.
We had the Hungarians on the radio in 1956 begging for help
Noone ever talked about that either.
Their advisors said that if we saw a nuclear bomb falling we should lie down in the hedgerows
We didn’t have any being industrial town
And to take some tampax into the air raid shelter
But the Bishop of Salford did not allow women to wear tampax
They must save their virginity for a man.
The nuns did not look in our knickers to see that little string.
But they might have done and nobody would have protested because we had to do what we were told.
Do you believe me?
I don’t tell lies at least not as many as Boris Johnson even if I did spend some time in Oxford
0n the Cherwell or the River Thames in Christ church meadow
I dated an Afrikaaner
He was nervous when my friends askedbquestions about the blacks and apartheid
I have never heard of it because in Lancashire women were not supposed to talk about politics or even know anything.
I did hear MacMillan saying You never had It so good.
I was wondering what he meant and it wasn’t that long since we had the Hungarians on the radio screaming
So I thought maybe he’s right
Whatever was on the radio
We never talked about it amongst ourselves
When I was 15 I went to Manchester.
I saw a book shop.
You can guess the rest
Well you better get on with the timetable
Sex on 4 days even in February
4 days a week that is
16 times in February
And mayhe a 17 times in March.
This would help you understand