Still time

We never get washed at the weekend

We like to be dirty like coal

But when mother visits

She will say what is this is

Get me hot water and bowl

In the past people were dirty

But people looked roughly the same

Now we are phobic

After aerobics

We feel like a cat yet untamed

Our natural odours are sexy

Our nature propels us to mate

So get washed less often

And deodorant freshening

For procreation it’s never too late