My mother was so tactful.She introduced my husband to her neighbours:
This is my sin-in-law.
I said: What would you like to beat tonight?
Dread and slaughter, she responded
What, no clutter?
She said,I see fire in your eyes
I said: I am buried, you know
She said, how can you fake facts?
I said,I’m wildly over flagellated
She said,how did I give mirth to you?
You laughed at Dad in bed
How do you know?
I was there!
I never thought of that