Sin in law

I told my neighbours when she visited

This is my bother

I said: What would you like to beat tonight?

Dread and slaughter, she responded

What, no clutter?

She said,I see fire in your eyes

I said: I am buried, you know

She said, how can you fake facts?

I said,I’m wildly over flagellated

She said,how did I give mirth to you?

You laughed at Dad in bed

How do you know?

I was there!

I never thought of that