Well the kitchen is ok if you have pliers to turn the Taps on
The cooker is new.I took the door off the grill to see how it worked but never got round to putting it back.
Who needs a door on the grill?
The floor is concrete You just need some lino over it or cork
The best cupboards have no doors.The doors can swing out and hit you!
Then you can see inside more easily too
Don’t bother washing up.Get a dishwasher
You get the idea
We dwell in academic squalor.Where do you live