Save money

1 Fall downstairs and spend the winter in hospital

The down side. You might die

2 Eat cold food.Except for tea

3 Go to the library to read the papers

4 Live on asylum seekers allowance.You will not complain again

Give asylum if you can

,5 Learn Chinese on You Tube

Academic squalor

My kitchens not refurbished

But that’s ok by me

I turn the Taps with pliers

When I make the tea.

The cupboards have no doors on

So I can see inside.

The bread bin has turned green again

So far noone has died.

The cooker needs attention

It’s all the Sunday roasts

I do intend to scrub it out

But didn’t like to boast