She sat down for so long her circulation stopped
Diagnosis: Died of ignorance
Her hair was so thin she was ashamed to go out
Died of social anxiety, late onset
She was very plain but didn’t know until she saw herself in the mirror
Diagnosis :Shock made her heart spasm.
Died of fear and rage.
She ate a large plateful of steak pie and chips
Then ate a meringue
Died of indigestion and stupidity or both
Her husband hit her with the frying pan
Died because the pan was cast iron.
Death was not intended nor expected
Verdict :Suicide as he had hit her so many times, she could have left
Note: Cast iron may cook well but it is dangerous when you throw it across the room
How my heart sings 