Being married means using larger sheets on the same bed
Being a widow means losing engagement with reality
Getting married again is cheaper than before,You can even make money from selling one set of cutlery to anyone who knows what it is.Not to mention learning how to lie with a straight face while he tickles your fancy.
Can one have an imaginary partner and use a real engaement ring?
Engagement ring, engagement wrong.Why do it again?
Being able to listen enhances many marriages whilst being a shock treatment for the rest.
Would I marry again? I’m at a loss.
Would I have been better as a spinster? The useless question.